me on facebook:i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
me on twitter:probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
me on tumblr:this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life
The Fightin’ Irish Mutants
Nothing says “Irish” quite like a red-headed, singing mutant!
I fell up the stairs and Alice has some #real talk for me
Death to The Friendzone Fantasy: A Conversation
"She friend zoned me, Dave".
""By that reasoning so did I"
"What? That doesn’t make any sense."